phrux asked you:

PLEASE MAKE SCP 173 TWERK

(Source: terezi-pyrope)

green-balloon:

I am changing the background on every computer in school that I use to this scp and then I put it on sleep when I leave

(Source: omidspissedoffcat)

askmeganehiroshi:

K… KYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-?!?

tehbrookeh:

This is just

Too

Adorable

Gah

goodnight

i will leave you all with this

Best SCP Ever

lunacatta:

The Butt Ghost

Item #: SCP-789-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-789-J is kept in my toilet and only i can talk to it

Description: SCP-789-J is a ghost that is a face. it lives in a toilet and it talks to you while you poop. then when you poop it goes “no stop aaaa-” and then stops because there is poop in its mouth.

SCP-789-J travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping. that is the moral of the story.

sometimes it kills other butts and makes them butt ghosts too. but it is always lonely because it is a butt ghost.

Addendum: if you fall in the toilet, it eats your butt.

by researcher james, age 11

carbunculus:

I’m fairly sure this is the worst thing I have ever done in my entire life.

darckcarnival:

seerofnight:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

bullshitandgratitude:

Izumi Kato

oh my god

i think i love this guy

his art rules and i wonder if he knows about the whole scp thing

I wonder if the pic used in that SCP article may have been one of these that got weathered and chipped n stuff.

I am so glad I get too see the finished product here, this is awesome.

godstiel-tier:

Some SCP Blingees Caitlin and I made for shits and giggles.

173, Dr. Gerald, 050, 106’s Victim, 682, 962: Caitlin

106, 087-1, THE BUTT GHOST, 610, Pufferkitten: Me 

(Source: kawaiidedan)

forgottenmemento:

letsbeahermit:

Potato only wants a hug :’(

I’m sorry potato, but you abused this relationship of trust.